When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
that’s it. that’s the whole show
Get to Know Me(me) Disney Challenge - 9 Couples
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My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who the really are. So in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.
It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.
And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
"that must be the uvula"
"oh, so its a girl house”
ok why the HELL has it dropped 50 degrees in two days what the fuck is this